It was not my child that poured dark pink nail polish on the floor of our (rented) home!
It is not my child that would pass gas (rather loudly) in the church foyer, and rather than say "excuse me," she says "I tooted!" very loudly, and most definitely proud of it. Definitely not my child!
It is not my child that thinks stickers go on the coffee table.
It was not my children that opened their bedroom window and pushed the screen out today.
It is not my children who pull all the bedding (including the waterproof mattress cover) off Kylee's bed, then proceed to sip their water and spit it all over her bed. My kids would NEVER do such a thing!
That felt kind of nice sharing their "Not me! Mondays" for once!
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